Cellulite vs Silicone?

Here's another funny blog.
I am in the process of writing something profound. But this is too good...

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*joking about breast implants*

Brandon: I have breast implants.
Me: Oh, really? Lemme feel.
Brandon: No! This water is all for me!
Me: ...water?
Brandon: Er, not water...uh...cellulite.
Me: *dying laughing* Cellulite?!
Brandon: ...I didn't say something right...
Me: It's SILICONE, you dupe!
Brandon: *laughing* Ohhhh. What's cellulite, then?
Me: It's what you get when you're old!!
Brandon: Ohhhh!
Me: If you don't know what's in your breast implants, you're in trouble, my brother.